Man Caught Trying to Stuff Fish Down His Pants

635907973505986152-Wylie-david.jpgA man faces charges after he urinated in a Walmart store here while trying to put a package of trout in his trousers, according to an arrest warrant.

Clarksville Police were called to the store at 1:33 p.m. Wednesday, the warrant stated.

A worker told an officer that the suspect, David Wylie of Clarksville, was seen urinating on the sales floor near the alcohol while trying to put a package of trout in his pants and he then attempted to leave the store without paying, the warrant stated.

The officer wrote that Wylie told him he did indeed urinate on the floor but “was not concerned because it was a misdemeanor.”

He also said he had been consuming alcohol. He repeatedly stated to the officer that he was not concerned with being cited for either offense because they were misdemeanors.

“Wylie’s statements as well as the detection of alcohol led me to believe that the offenses were likely to continue,” the officer wrote.

Wylie, 56, was arrested and charged with shoplifting, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication.

The warrant says the value of the items he attempted to take was $130 and the vandalism was estimated at $10.

Wylie was booked into the Montgomery County Jail on $2,000 bond.

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